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Only guarantees service through rain, sleet, snow and hail, not the rapture. Good thing we have atheists who are charitable enough so your Lutheran relatives don’t worry when you’re raptured up with the Evangelicals.

So, two pre-tribbers walked into an amillennial bar, and the bar keeper said, “What are you guys still doing here?”

What good is it if you can’t poke healthy fun at people?

Joshua Witter , God bless his mission-minded soul, wants you to make sure your friends and relatives really know the gospel message after your departure. Random point, however… shouldn’t you be evangelizing in person so your friends and relatives don’t miss the rapture? And lets say you do witness to your friends and relatives… wouldn’t they *already* know your views on Christianity?

No, in case of the Rapture, you should just leave your Bible out in plain view at all times.

And you should check out the Post Rapture Post for entertainments sake.