It’s the utility knife lobby’s fault

Otherwise, this would never have happened. Perhaps if young women with PMDD would not be allowed to purchase utility knifes, things would be different. We need to put all of our young women on YAZ and anti-depressants so they will not go out and slash each other with utility knifes.

And let us not forget the true victim of the story, the perp. After all, her parents should have recognized her mental illness and sought help for her. And it is, indeed, the fault of the assaulted girl because she should have known that her attacker would stab her. She should have tried a peaceful non-violent solution to the situation.

Now, if it were a boy who committed the assault, it would be entirely his fault. But since it is a girl, we should just give her a slap on the wrist.
(And to those who do not know my sarcastic nature… well, I’m sarcastic.)