Not that I’m pro-choice…

But there really MUST be a more sanitary and less destructive manner of obtaining an abortion . I mean, come on women, REALLY?

All joking aside… to all family members who are contemplating whether or not to celebrate Easter with me… I am indeed pregnant with child, and not with shrapnel. And I like showing off my ultrasound pictures as evidence.

As a warning, I do not promise to exhibit either bladder or tummy control if my belly is rubbed too hard.

That is all.