What would Al Franken do?

Next year, we’re going to light a menorah. Why? Judas Maccabeus would. And if I’m going to teach my children anti-environmental habits, they should at least celebrate multiculturalism. (What is a Minnesotan to do, save the environment or be multicultural and celebrate diversity?)

I hope Al Franken isn't burning one less candle this year. I'm sure Babs or Al Gore will spot him a carbon credit.