Killing two birds with one stone…

Two ground breaking news stories broke this week. Hugh Hefner wants to father a child by his main squeeze, Holly. And Hillary Clinton wants to run for President.

Hef and Hill have a problem. Hef will have to decide what to do with the other “Girls Next Door.” Hill has to decide what to do with Bill.

The solution? Hill should hire Bill to be in charge of the envelope stuffers. Solves the campaigning issue. Then Hill should hire the other two of Hef’s girlfriends to stuff the envelopes.*

*note, I am not advocating extramarital sex, rather commenting that the news timing seems too perfect to pass up a comment on. Also, I hear that the “What to do with Bill” issue was mentioned on the NARN show on Saturday, but I was in the Salon and missed that hour.